I couldn't resist

A friend sent me the following. Of course it's apocryphal, but it's the sort of thing that should have really happened! It was the punch line that made it irresistable. Enjoy!

A driver did the right thing, and stopped at the school crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the crosswalk intersection.

The woman tailgating in the car behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she now missed her chance to speed through that intersection. Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up to see the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He then took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, another policeman approached her cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I am awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak. It was then I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do?" license plate holder, "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, the chrome plated Christian Fish Emblem on the trunk, and "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" decal on your back window.......

Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.

The Lord be with you!